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| User: | johnnybrolly (1047077) BrollyVision
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| Name: | HRH Johnny Angel | |
| Location: | Atlantis, United Kingdom | |
| Birthdate: | 11-04 | |
| Bio: | I am currently comfortably residing so far West1 that I may as well live in Atlantis. Working even further West - I can nearly see Ireland2. The office where I work was featured in the video for Hard-Fi's living for the Weekend, factivores. It was a song about wishing your life away at work until the weekend arrives, and is no reflection of my life. Honest. I play guitar. Some olden days poeple have even seen me play guitar. But the interweb wasn't colonised by real humans back then (only David Bowie and Bill Gates). Blues is my favourite sort of music. Since I went mainstream, I lost my gospel following. When I was 11 I broke my right arm in the school playground. I jumped for the monkey bars, but some gits had moved the log a good 6 inches further away from the bars, so I missed the bars and broke my wrist. This meant that I had to write with my left hand. Being right handed my writing was thus illegible for 6 weeks, but I don't think the teachers noticed. When I was 13 I broke my other arm whilst roller-skating outside my mum's house. This time I very definitely heard it snap. Eww! Anyway, at the hosterpal all the nurses recognised me from when I broke my other arm 2 years previously. Some would say I have a handsome face, others that I am f'ugly. I do have a recogniseable face though. And those that think I am ugly are all smelly liars anyway. I had previously wished that one day I will own some pet ducks. Or maybe a cat. Well, we got a cat and her name is Auntie Mabel. She is completely Radio Rental, and this kind of rules out owning pet Ducks. She would literally eat them for Breakfast. Possibly between a game of ripping up newspaper and a game of hiding in a bag. Due to pain I think itmight be best if we filed them claws of hers. I have been told by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} hipporebecca, who has a phobia about dead birds, that if Auntie Mabel ever actually kills a bird she will never set foot in our house again. So far Aunite Mabels doesnea even know what a bird is. She's seen 'em, yeah, but she's never comprehended 'em. Happy now hipporebecca?Now you have found out about me, what you want to do is run away and read this marvellous and rigorous dedication to Uncle Cookie 1 but still East of Heathrow or people who say "Ooh-arrr". Mind you, saying that, aircraft are so low into their descent into Heathrow, by the time they fly over where I work, that I can see the expectant hopeful little faces of the passengers. It's the looks on the pilots' faces that worries me. 2 but I'd probably need a very large telescope to see it. | |
| Interests: | 102: 1984, a clockwork orange, alfonse mucha, archie bronson outfit, art nouveau, auntie mabel, badge makers, beach boys, black books, bo diddly, bonving, bottom, brave new world, brazil the film, bubble bobble, bunty hoven, burt bacharach, cats, cats in pubs, cheese, cousteau, croatia, dalmatian coast, danny kirwan, david devant, devant, divine comedy, drinking, drugstore, duck jokes, ducks, ducks in pubs jokes, dudley moore, dusty soundsystem, dylan moran, el-hula, ex-girl, f1, father ted, filthy rich and catflap, flaming lips, flares, flying saucer sweets, fud, ghost stations, gibson firebirds, go! team, goldfrapp, gruff rhys, hard-fi, harry hill, hawksley workman, howling bells, jigsaw puzzle blues, kirstie allsop, laz, light on the surface, london underground, lunch, mexican fud, minis, mister solo, money, mousicide, mucha, noisettes, olives, peter cook, peter green, peter sellers, piney gir, pizza, pop boutique, pop boutique flares, pubs, pulp, richard hawley, rufus wainwright, scott walker, sean's show, sexing, sfa, spike milligan, stouffer, summer, sunglasses, tavira, the ark, the beach boys, the bees, the day today, the dears, the yardbirds, tindersticks, twelve monkeys, vic and bob, vox ac30, vw beatle, wine booze, wineboozes, wondermints, zutons | |
| Schools: | St. Andrew's and St. Mark's Junior School - Kingston upon Thames, England - Greater London, United Kingdom (1979 - 1983) The Hollyfield School - Kingston upon Thames, England - Greater London, United Kingdom (1983 - 1991) | |
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| Mutual Friends: | 65: aaaaah, alan_partridge, andrewhickey, angelv, antipholus, barrysarll, bassist_needed, beingjdc, billywhizz, cappuccino_kid, caramel_betty, catbo, coporal_jones, culturedgoat, darkmarcpi, diamond_geyser, dickon_edwards, drasticsturgeon, erotetica, exliontamer, fifilabelle, fille_a_paris, frank_day, hipporebecca, insert_token, j_shuttleworth, johnnybrolly, katstevens, kendall_lacey, kiss_me_quick, lilmissmandee, martylog, michael_winner, millionreasons, missfrancesca, missfrost, moleintheground, myfirstkitchen, neil_scott, obsessive_katy, ohgratuitous, oichurchill, peacockpunk, pippaalice, publicansdecoy, puzzled_anwen, ralphie_wiggum, rhodri, saraviolet, scarlet_west, scarletdemon, shewho, shtopshtop, simon_price, slackhack, stephens, suicideally, testiculata, thermaland, thermoman, unclegratwick, wardytron, whizzerandchips, will_self, zurich80 | |
| Also Friend of: | 1: scottwalkerfilm | |
| Member of: | 4: devant, foundphotos, londoncurry, menwithhats | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
